February 2011
Girl: Wanna hear a joke? Guy: Sure Girl: Pussy. ...
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That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
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“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
I really dont understand why:
hoyitscjay:
9 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
10 year olds swear
11 year olds kiss and grope each other
12 year olds give oral sex
13 year olds aren’t virgins
14 year olds have their hearts broken
15 year olds are getting wasted
16 year olds are doing drugs
17 year olds are pregnant
18 year olds are emotional wrecks
19 year olds are committing suicide
Reasons why...
January 2011
Yeah i got 32 followers now :) sweetttttt
Bold what applies to you! →
I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses( only for certain things)
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and...
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Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the...
It's a love story. ♥
Boy: I can’t believe you’re breaking up with me.
Girl: Isn’t this what you wanted?
Boy: Why the fuck would I want this?
Girl: You don’t care.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: …
Boy: We were supposed to be forever. I’m not letting that go. I made you a promise.
Girl: Some promises are meant to be broken.
Boy: Forever to most people is impossible. I know we can make it possible. Forever you and me, forever us, forever together. I’m never leaving your side. I care about you more than anything else. I love you.
Girl: I love you too.
Boy: Then why won’t you stay with me?
Girl: I will.
Boy: What?
Girl: I was expecting you to walk away like all the others. But you said exactly what I’ve always wanted someone to say to me. You care for me, and you keep your promises. I couldn’t ask for more. I don’t even know what to say, but that I-
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: :)
Honestly,
x-atran:
I’ll never understand how my headphones get tangled up on their own. Piss me off :@
Does this girl ever close her mouth?
fuckyeahlaughters:
Answer: no.
You ever get that feeling when you're with that...
A million words would not bring you back, I know...
newyorkcrystal:
Seriously, tumblr depressed the FUCK outta me sometimes lol sheesh this quote is beyonddd sick!
Life changes every minute of every day. You lose...
MUST... STOP.... BLOGGING.... DEPRESSING.......
newyorkcrystal:
it’s making me sad.
The difference between school and life? In school,...